THE MEMBERS OF THE RONALDOS POPULAR ACOUSTIC QUARTET WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THEY TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PERSON BEING BITTEN BY A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER OR IN FACT ANY MEMBER OF THE ARACHNID FAMILY AS A RESULT OF VISITING THIS WEB SITE.

However should you suffer from a case of extreme projectile Diarrhoea we are covered (and so is everyone else who is stood behind you)

Dr. Christian Barnyard (medical advisor to THE RONALDOS POPULAR ACOUSTIC QUARTET) Professor of Colonic Law